" You Call That A Score? "

(Yes, that is a quote from laser quest which i will come to later)

<< INSERT >> Clocks Go Forward Saturday 27th March - BST begins!! Hurrah!!

GREETINGS my cyber family and welcome this weeks edition of Tubas Tabloid, full as ever with relationships news and various other tits bits ( or goss ) that i happen to come across.

We'll begin with Dave B as he has one of his most rewarding weeks, from playing with a garden claw, which he will vividly perform for you, to receive a donation towards the china mission - to pulling a nice chick for a nite. WOW! Way 2 Go Mr Breen!

Speeding onto the Car Park on Friday night was Mr Rich Steward who has passed his entire driving test 1ST TIME!
Its just a shame his driving already has a reputuation...

And Laser Quest: There's something fishy with those laser packs.
I had a pack that didnt register any hits, so i shot 797 blanks and got a score of -190... However, in the same game that score was superceded by -285 or so by Trevor - who can u believe, managed to zap 10-15 people without firing a shot!!

What on earth is going on there,eh?
Never mind - its all part of the game..

The man of the night though had to be Mark Coleman with fantastic scores late on.. well done.. a big shout out to Az, who is still looking for a mini by the way, who acheived 1000 points !!

OK - my scores: 147, -190, 252 - an average performance considering the varying standard of laser packs.

And - Who thinks i fancy emily ?? - Its no longer funny..

Anyone going to see The Passion Of The Christ soon?
- feel obliged to leave your comments on it here!

Babe Of The Week: Emily A

Buddy Of The Week: Dave B

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Keep it cool guys!
14 months single and counting.... :( :'( :$

Tuba.

Pre-blog News

Dave B pulls a bird and claws around a garden

Rich S passes his driving test (practical) - WELL DONE!

Plus!

Inside Laser Quest - any cheating?

and

More rumours circulate about certain young attractive ladies.

Not Forgetting The Passion Of The Christ (18) out Friday 26th March.

ALL COMING SOON!

1 Month Later.. (well, almost) - An Update!!!

Yeh, hi folks.. there are many reasons why this was not updated since almost a month ago....
I have been flat out with coursework & homework and at skool there is now a monitoring system..
that watches your every move on the computer - if your not doing work you can get kicked off the network which is not sensible bearing in mind i do ICT and need the notes off the shared area...

And as it is, i only come on at weekends and i have not had much to right here lately.. apologies to you all!

News The most recent news is the January 2004 AS / A2 module results..

They are a pleasing set of results - i have gone up from an E to a C in physics module 3 (resit), from an E to an A in ICT - brining my overall grade to a B ... 12 marks off an A at AS, which is well above my target of a C...

IN A2 modules i have some work to do! Reached an E (5 marks of a D) in Physics module 4 {this i expected} and a
grade D in maths - this is my target!

So pretty good results really.. and now i've gotta try and sort out my 1st & 2nd Uni choices between Leeds, Reading & maybe even Keele (earth system science)...

Babe Of The Week: Its not Sarah M! :O Emily A ! (- no lads!! not that reason -)

Buddy News: Stew's driving test! - Tuesday morning - Best of Luck m8!!

Anyone for a beer?

Thanks for the comments as always.. keep em coming in..
WARNING: Any "interesting" comments on emily from the lads may result in IP Blocking.