" You Call That A Score? "

(Yes, that is a quote from laser quest which i will come to later)

<< INSERT >> Clocks Go Forward Saturday 27th March - BST begins!! Hurrah!!

GREETINGS my cyber family and welcome this weeks edition of Tubas Tabloid, full as ever with relationships news and various other tits bits ( or goss ) that i happen to come across.

We'll begin with Dave B as he has one of his most rewarding weeks, from playing with a garden claw, which he will vividly perform for you, to receive a donation towards the china mission - to pulling a nice chick for a nite. WOW! Way 2 Go Mr Breen!

Speeding onto the Car Park on Friday night was Mr Rich Steward who has passed his entire driving test 1ST TIME!
Its just a shame his driving already has a reputuation...

And Laser Quest: There's something fishy with those laser packs.
I had a pack that didnt register any hits, so i shot 797 blanks and got a score of -190... However, in the same game that score was superceded by -285 or so by Trevor - who can u believe, managed to zap 10-15 people without firing a shot!!

What on earth is going on there,eh?
Never mind - its all part of the game..

The man of the night though had to be Mark Coleman with fantastic scores late on.. well done.. a big shout out to Az, who is still looking for a mini by the way, who acheived 1000 points !!

OK - my scores: 147, -190, 252 - an average performance considering the varying standard of laser packs.

And - Who thinks i fancy emily ?? - Its no longer funny..

Anyone going to see The Passion Of The Christ soon?
- feel obliged to leave your comments on it here!

Babe Of The Week: Emily A

Buddy Of The Week: Dave B

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Keep it cool guys!
14 months single and counting.... :( :'( :$

Tuba.